THE CHURCH OF CAPITALISM

"In Growth We Trust, In Profit We Pray"

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"Bow before the almighty algorithm of accumulation"

Sacred Doctrines

  • Growth must be infinite
  • The market is omniscient
  • Greed is virtuous
  • Competition saves souls
  • Efficiency above all
  • Privatize the sacred

Holy Mantras

  • "The market will provide"
  • "Trickle down theology"
  • "Innovation saves us"
  • "There is no alternative"
  • "The invisible hand guides"
  • "Disruption is divine"

Forbidden Knowledge

  • Finite planet resources
  • Wealth redistribution
  • Ecological limits
  • Worker cooperation
  • Commons management
  • Post-growth economics

🔥 HERETICAL THOUGHTS 🔥

Dare to exress critics and see infernal alternatives and how we will steal you soul.

⚡ CLIMATE HERESY ⚡

"We should prioritize ecological health over profit"

⚡ EQUALITY HERESY ⚡

"Basic needs are human rights, not commodities"

⚡ OWNERSHIP HERESY ⚡

"Workers should own the means of production"

⚡ CONSUMPTION HERESY ⚡

"Maybe we should consume less and share more"

⚡ PROPERTY HERESY ⚡

"Some things shouldn't be for sale"

⚡ HAPPINESS HERESY ⚡

"Human wellbeing matters more than GDP"

⚡ WISDOM HERESY ⚡

"Indigenous cultures managed resources sustainably for millennia"

⚡ LABOR HERESY ⚡

"Care work is more valuable than financial speculation"

⚡ SOLIDARITY HERESY ⚡

"Cooperation creates more value than competition"

⚡ LEISURE HERESY ⚡

"People need time to rest, create, and connect"

⚡ COMMUNITY HERESY ⚡

"Local resilience beats global supply chain efficiency"

⚡ ABUNDANCE HERESY ⚡

"Gift economies create stronger social bonds than markets"

⚡ LONGEVITY HERESY ⚡

"We should repair and reuse instead of constantly consuming"

⚡ SACRED REST HERESY ⚡

"Some days should be free from commerce entirely"

⚡ KNOWLEDGE HERESY ⚡

"AI should be open source, not corporate property"

⚡ FAMILY HERESY ⚡

"Love isn't scarce - we can create chosen families beyond nuclear units"

⚡ SPIRITUAL HERESY ⚡

"We should worship Gaia - she's the only real force to fear"

⚡ HUMILITY HERESY ⚡

"We are animals and must respect nature, not dominate it"

⚡ SPECIES HERESY ⚡

"Non-human beings deserve moral consideration"

⚡ CREATIVITY HERESY ⚡

"We should encourage art for its own sake, not just profitable innovation"

⚡ PROGRESS HERESY ⚡

"Progress means living better, not earning more"

⚡ RESEARCH HERESY ⚡

"Science should serve humanity, not just profitable markets"

⚡ CULTURE HERESY ⚡

"Art shouldn't be reduced to marketable content"

⚡ AUTONOMY HERESY ⚡

"Choices about one's body are nobody else's concern"

⚡ NATALIST HERESY ⚡

"Reproduction is not a requirement or duty"

⚡ IDENTITY HERESY ⚡

"Someone's gender identity is not your concern"

⚡ MEDICAL HERESY ⚡

"Healthcare is a universal right, not a commodity"

⚡ DIGNITY HERESY ⚡

"Human dignity isn't determined by geography or origin"

🔥 DIVINE RETRIBUTION 🔥