The Cathedral of Capital

A Satirical Pilgrimage Through Economic Theology

Welcome to the digital cathedral where money is sanctified, growth is gospel, and the market's invisible hand is divine providence. These interconnected explorations reveal how capitalism has become the West's dominant religion—complete with sacred texts, holy orders, and divine justifications for earthly power.

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The Church of Capitalism

Step into the main sanctuary where capitalism is worshipped as the one true god. Experience interactive heretical thoughts and divine punishments in this satirical exploration of economic dogma.

  • Sacred doctrines and holy mantras
  • Interactive heretical thought experiments
  • Divine retribution for economic dissent
  • The forbidden knowledge capitalism suppresses
Enter the Sanctuary
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The Holy Order

Explore the divine hierarchy from the Market God to Satan's digital rebellion. A complete mythology mapping capitalist heaven and hell through pop culture archetypes.

  • The celestial hierarchy of capital
  • Angels, prophets, and apostles of profit
  • The infernal resistance in capitalism's hell
  • Martyrs and demons of economic justice
Behold the Pantheon
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The Capitalist Priesthood

Meet the real-world clergy of capitalism—from the Pope of finance to the bishops of Big Tech. See how actual people maintain the sacred systems of profit and power.

  • The Pope: Larry Fink and BlackRock's dominion
  • Cardinals controlling AI and surveillance
  • Bishops performing safety theater
  • The revolving door between power centers
Meet the Clergy